For Miriam’s birthday we took in a concert.  Chris Isaak was in town and we like many of his songs (Miriam knows a few more than I do).  We ate at Trader Dick’s and then walked upstairs to the concert.  As Miriam and I entered, a man with a very official looking Chris Isaak i.d. came up to us:

Chris Isaak Dude:  “Hello guys.  Would you like to dance tonight on stage with Chris?”

Me:  “Really?”

Him:  “Not you.  Her.”

Thinking to myself:  “My wife’s young and good looking, I’m lame.”

Dude:  “Yah, a few lucky ladies are being selected to dance on stage with Chris towards the end of the show.  Would you like to dance?”

Miriam:  <after a few moments of thinking> “Sure.”

So, later in the show, Miriam got to go on stage and dance with Chris.  While Miriam was on stage a lady next to me said that those ladies must be so lucky to get on stage.  I turned to her and said that my wife was up there.  The lady screamed pretty loud and told me to run up there and take a picture with my camera phone.  It didn’t really turn out but we still had a great night.

Happy Birthday Honey.  You are truly more beautiful than the first day I met you.